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zt中文真伟大!竟然有只能看,不能读的文章
1、赵元任《施氏食狮史》 石室诗士施氏,嗜狮,誓食十狮。施氏时时适市视狮。十时,适十狮适市。是时,适施氏适市。氏视是十狮,恃矢势,使是十狮逝世。氏拾是十狮尸,适石室。石室湿,氏使侍拭石室。石室拭,氏始试食是十狮。食时,始识是十狮,实十石狮尸。试释是事。 2、杨富森> 于瑜欲渔,遇余于寓。语余:“余欲渔于渝淤,与余渔渝欤?” 余语于瑜:“余欲鬻玉,俞禹欲玉,余欲遇俞于俞寓。” 余与于瑜遇俞禹于俞寓,逾俞隅,欲鬻玉于俞,遇雨,雨逾俞宇。余语于瑜:“余欲渔于渝淤,遇雨俞寓,雨逾俞宇,欲渔欤?鬻玉欤?” 于瑜与余御雨于俞寓,俞鬻玉于余禹,雨愈,余与于瑜踽踽逾俞宇,渔于渝淤。 3、《季姬击鸡记》 季姬寂,集鸡,鸡即棘鸡。棘鸡饥叽,季姬及箕稷济鸡。鸡既济,跻姬笈,季姬忌,急咭鸡,鸡急,继圾几,季姬急,即籍箕击鸡,箕疾击几伎,伎即齑,鸡叽集几基,季姬急极屐击鸡,鸡既殛,季姬激,即记《季姬击鸡记》。 4、《遗镒疑医》 伊姨殪,遗亿镒。伊诣邑,意医姨疫,一医医伊姨。翌,亿镒遗,疑医,以议医。医以伊疑,缢,以移伊疑。伊倚椅以忆,忆以亿镒遗,以议伊医,亦缢。噫!亦异矣! 5、《易姨医胰》 易姨悒悒,依议诣夷医。医疑胰疫,遗意易姨倚椅,以异仪移姨胰,弋异蚁一亿,胰液溢,蚁殪,胰以医。易胰怡怡,贻医一夷衣。医衣夷衣,怡怡奕奕。噫!以蚁医胰,异矣!以夷衣贻夷医亦宜矣! 6、 赵元任《熙戏犀》 西溪犀,喜嬉戏。席熙夕夕携犀徙,席熙细细习洗犀。犀吸溪,戏袭熙。席熙嘻嘻希息戏。惜犀嘶嘶喜袭熙。 7、《饥鸡集矶记》 唧唧鸡,鸡唧唧。几鸡挤挤集矶脊。机极疾,鸡饥极,鸡冀己技击及鲫。机既济蓟畿,鸡计疾机激几鲫。机疾极,鲫极悸,急急挤集矶级际。继即鲫迹极寂寂,继即几鸡既饥,即唧唧。 8、《侄治痔》 芝之稚侄郅,至智,知制纸,知织帜,芝痔炙痔,侄至芝址,知之知芷汁治痔,至芷址,执芷枝,蜘至,踯侄,执直枝掷之,蜘止,侄执芷枝至芝,芝执芷治痔,痔止。 9、 最后也是最变态的: 《羿裔熠邑彝》 羿裔熠①,邑②彝,义医,艺诣。 熠姨遗一裔伊③,伊仪迤,衣旖,异奕矣。 熠意④伊矣,易衣以贻伊,伊遗衣,衣异衣以意异熠,熠抑矣。 伊驿邑,弋一翳⑤,弈毅⑥。毅仪奕,诣弈,衣异,意逸。毅诣伊,益伊,伊怡,已臆⑦毅矣,毅亦怡伊。 翌,伊亦弈毅。毅以蜴贻伊,伊亦贻衣以毅。 伊疫,呓毅,癔异矣,倚椅咿咿,毅亦咿咿。 毅诣熠,意以熠,议熠医伊,熠懿⑧毅,意役毅逸。毅以熠宜伊,翼逸。 熠驿邑以医伊,疑伊胰痍⑨,以蚁医伊,伊遗异,溢,伊咦。熠移伊,刈薏⑩以医,伊益矣。 伊忆毅,亦呓毅矣,熠意伊毅已逸,熠意役伊。伊异,噫,缢。 熠癔,亦缢。 注解: ①熠:医生,据说为后羿的后裔。 ②邑:以彝为邑,指居住在一个彝族聚居的地方。 ③伊:绝世佳丽,仪态万方,神采奕奕。 ④意:对伊有意思,指熠爱上了伊。 ⑤翳:有遮蔽的地方,指伊游弋到了一个阴凉的地方。 ⑥毅:逍遥不羁的浪人,善于下棋,神情坚毅,目光飘逸。 … Continue reading
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